Eight hours a day, 5 days a week, it's all me and One-Eyed Jake to get all this bloody work accomplished. He supervises, and demands a clean poop deck! I don't fall out of line too often as it seems to preturb him, and I don't think a one eyed, preturbed sock monkey is a good thing to have around.
When I am not here, he watches with his good eye to make sure no one takes my favorite pens, and damn them if they do. One-Eyed Jake will find them, and Lordy be to them at that time. He's the guard and keeper of the pens, of my favorite hand lotions, and no one better put something in a place it does not belong.
The cleaning people must have quite a time when they need to dust...although it doesn't seem as though lately they've done much dusting on my desk.....it was an inch thick the other morning. Of course, One-Eyed Jake told me to swab the deck!!! And I did!
He is a good listener, and when I need to vent, he's all ears (as you can tell) I don't have to bother my co-worker with needless chatter about the smallest things that irritate me to no end. But One-Eyed Jake, he's my buddy, and always tells me exactly what to do in order to handle the situation.
I'm a little worried about leaving Jake while I'm on vacation....and I dare mention to him that there could be pirates aboard the ship we are sailing on. It's been too long since he's felt the sea air on his socky face.....or swung from the ropes of the sails.
Beware when you visit my cubicle.....He's quiet....and you may not notice him at first. But he'll hear you first!!! (for obvious big ear reasons)
Aye Matey!!!
When I am not here, he watches with his good eye to make sure no one takes my favorite pens, and damn them if they do. One-Eyed Jake will find them, and Lordy be to them at that time. He's the guard and keeper of the pens, of my favorite hand lotions, and no one better put something in a place it does not belong.
The cleaning people must have quite a time when they need to dust...although it doesn't seem as though lately they've done much dusting on my desk.....it was an inch thick the other morning. Of course, One-Eyed Jake told me to swab the deck!!! And I did!
He is a good listener, and when I need to vent, he's all ears (as you can tell) I don't have to bother my co-worker with needless chatter about the smallest things that irritate me to no end. But One-Eyed Jake, he's my buddy, and always tells me exactly what to do in order to handle the situation.
I'm a little worried about leaving Jake while I'm on vacation....and I dare mention to him that there could be pirates aboard the ship we are sailing on. It's been too long since he's felt the sea air on his socky face.....or swung from the ropes of the sails.
Beware when you visit my cubicle.....He's quiet....and you may not notice him at first. But he'll hear you first!!! (for obvious big ear reasons)
Aye Matey!!!
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